• 1. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
    2. I Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day…
    3. Life is Short – Chat Fast!
    4. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
    5. People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…
    6 A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
    7. Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
    8. If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
    9. The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
    10. Light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak
    11. I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket.”
    12. Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one makes your dreams come true.
    13. Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
    14. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
    15. Life isn’t about how many breaths you take but about the moments that take your breathe away.
    16. I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode. Now hush, or you’ll drain my battery.
    17. I have 1% battery left. Whoever calls me or sends me a message will become my enemy.
    18. I only pretend to work. They pretend to pay me for it. We don’t like to talk about it.
    19. Silence may be golden, but duct tape is shiny and silver.
    20. You’re just jealous because the voices like talking to me more.
    21. Girls Phone Numbers For Friendship
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